what’s up with kbnky?

What have a become?

I have wasted far too many hours on Facebook lately plowing, planting and harvesting imaginary crops a la Farmville. How can something so mundane be so addictive? Is my life really that boring?

I have managed to simplify my business and in the process filled the space with mindless fluff. What have I accomplished? Should I just “go with the flow” and enjoy myself? Am I enjoying myself?

Damn… I am full of questions today.

I have been posting more to Facebook lately and posting very little to the blog.

I just uploaded a dozen or so pics to FB of our trip to Oxford, Alabama. This has left me with the age old kanundrum… to Facebook or blog… or both?

I know, I know… I have WAY too much free space in my head if this is the sort of thing I am thinking about.

Here are the top 10 most common fears.

10. Water
9. Storms
8. Public transportation
7. Crowds
6. Tunnels and bridges
5. Spiders
4. Heights
3. Confined spaces
2. Snakes
1. Public speaking

I can honestly say that none of these scare me.

How many scare you?

I love me some crude humor.

Normally my spam filter catches this junk, but this one made it through on my phone.

From: MarriedButLonely

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WTF?

I stumbled across this pic today and had to share.

I’m not wanting to work today, so I thought I’d answer some pointless questions with one word.

1. Where is your cell phone? desk
2. Your significant other? Patrick
3. Your hair? blondish
4. Your mother? Brenda
5. Your father? loser
6. Your favorite thing? “tubbing”
7. Your dream last night? forgotten
8. Your favorite drink? Coke
9. Your dream/goal? simplicity
10. What room are you in? basement
11. Your hobby? work
12. Your fear? IRS
13. Where do you want to be in 6 Yrs? trailer
14. Where were you last night? couch
15. Something that you aren’t? materialistic
16. Muffins? blueberry
17. Wish list item? happiness
18. Last thing you did? chat
19. What are you wearing? shorts
20. TV? nah
21. Your pet? Patrick
22. Friends? few
23. Your life? fortunate
24. Your mood? optimistic
25. Missing someone? yes
26. Drinking? coffee
27. Smoking? nope
28. Your car? sharp
29. Something you’re not wearing? socks
30. Your favorite store? DollarTree
31. Your favorite color? orange
32. When is the last time you cried? unsure
33. Where do you go to over and over? UPS
34. Favorite place to eat? McDonald’s
35. Favorite place I’d like to be at right now? bed

The junk email of the day…

Subject: Your shlong can be shlonger

You don’t need to believe in it or make efforts. Loving mastery will come with these things anyway.

(gives a whole new meaning to this emoticon, eh?)

I don’t want to work today.

I don’t want to blog today.

I want a big piece of pecan pie and a trailer in the hills.